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Being well endowed up there is a huge advantage, right?
Not if you are the woman in question. From bumpy car rides to yoga stretches, the world becomes pretty difficult to live in when you have big…assets.
1. Seat belts are always difficult to wear. Throw in bumpy car rides and you have the recipe for a nightmare. Not to onlookers, of course.
2. In a fix, you can, of course, skip the pen holders altogether.
3. Even Elmo likes big boobs.
4. Any time you wear anything even remotely revealing, you will be told to “put them away”. Nah. Not happening, haters.
5. “Boobs falling out of bikini” is a very real and very dangerous problem
6. All those impossible yoga poses become even more impossible when you are suffering from huge-boob-syndrome.
7. You’ve lost half your necklaces in those damn thing
8. You’re terrified of getting pregnant because you can’t imagine your boobs getting any bigger
9. Your sideboob has been known to stop traffic. For reals
10. Your boobs cause instant jealousy in most women. Jealousy and fear.
This is dummy text. It is not meant to be read. Accordingly, it is difficult to figure out when to end it. But then, this is dummy text. It is not meant to be read. Period.
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